Get me off this app

Your friend listed an item for sale,

Facebook says. Over and over, Facebook says it.

Mother Goose plush. Crib sheets. Car seats.

They are done having babies.

Your friend is done having babies, Facebook says. Over and over, Facebook says it.

Their kids are 8 and 10 and 15 and playing

hockey and learning how to drive.

and they are almost 40 and

don't need to keep their baby items

because that stage of life is over.

Pregnancy announcements are so 2015.

In 2015, you could still catch up.

But that ship has sailed, Facebook says.

Over and over, Facebook says it.